Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The "State of the Onion"

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The State of the Onion

Tonight we will all be treated to our 6th segment of "the World According to Bush", or "how to screw up an entire country without trying too hard", as the President takes to the pulpit once more to deliver his State of the Union speech to a fawning yet trepidatious congress. No doubt this segment will be another history lesson, science and social studies presentation, and certainly a lesson on our new form of democracy, courtesy of President Bush and his "hole in us all" gang, all rolled into one, neatly wrapped though hard to digest value meal.

In past speeches we have all been riveted by the Presidents illuminating and noticably offbeat views on everything froHowdy Doody Goes to Washingtonm the role of religion in government to stem cell research, to just why we have to kill lots and lots of Arabs so they won't all come over here and kill us. And tomorrow nights offering is not expected to let us down on neither one jot nor a single tittle. What lessons will we learn? Who knows? Perhaps we will be treated to a history lesson, that explains once more how Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were drinking buddies in college back in their haydays at "Jihad U", where if we are to believe Mr Bush, Saddam Hussein graduated "Magna Cum Qaeda". Or maybe Mr Bush will treat us to his new age Constitutional law, where the right to habeas corpus is merely a figment of our combined imaginations, and unwarranted imprisonment accompanied with state sanctioned torture are simply God given rights to protect the American people from some possible, future, undefined threat. Or maybe he'll just throw his hands up in despair, proclaiming what he should have proclaimed 5 years ago, saying "I'm in over my head".

Of course I wouldn't hold my breath on that last one.

But whatever Mr Bush says, one things for sure. No one is really listening anymore. Oh sure, we'll hear the poorly articulated adjectives and verbs, as he muddles his way through them like a child reading an apology written by his mom for breaking the neighbors window, and delivered of course with his usual "Ricky Bobby" like statesmenship. But what we'll all really hear, is "blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah", and then of course, "thank you for coming".

And what will the congress do while all this is going on? Why sit in their seats, until the cue comes on to stand and applaud like a herd of trained seals and then sit back down, while other members of congress show their opposition to whatever he says by refusing to stand or applaud, and glaring icily towards the pulpit, as if trying to project laser beams in his general direction without alerting the Secret Service. Then, at the end of the speech, they'll all applaud nonetheless, and shake hands and all head into the rotunda for juice and cookies and a few palm greasing photo ops.

Great work if you can get it.

Well I have a suggestion for congress on this the sixth installment of "the world according to Bush". Don't invite him.

That's right, don't invite the President to his own State of the Union address. After all, there is nothing in the Constitution requiring a State of the Union address be given at any particular time, situation or frequency. In fact, article II simply says the President shall inform the congress "from time to time' on the state of the union, and makes no stipulations as to the method of delivery. Perhaps Mr Bush could just "phone it in" like he did during Katrina. Or, maybe like Mark Foley, he could send them an instant message, with some bullet points on how screwed up we are tossed in between jibes at Pelosi and asking Duncan Hunter what he's wearing now. Or perhaps we could just forgo it all together this time around. After all, you'd have to live on Jupiter to not know how thoroughly screwed up our "union" is at present.

So what happens tomorrow night? Simple. The President is not permitted to enter the chamber unless invited to do so by the Congress. So don't invite him. And if perchance the invitation has already gone out, then the Sergeant at Arms of the House of Representatives has to announce the President to the Speaker of the House. Well if Mr Livingood refuses to introduce him, and the senate ushers refuse to open the doors, then I guess Mr Bush would simply be forced to climb back into his limo, open a can of "Busch" beer, and turn the moto-cade around. No biggy. He can just spend a quiet night with Laura, playing Yahtzee and eating Baloney sandwiches, while the girls head down to Georgetown to play Russian roulette with their kidneys and other vital organs they're not currently using.

And what would the networks do with all the dead air time? Thats easy. They could just show some comparative offering, like reruns of "the Simple Life", or maybe some classic Hee Haw episodes. After all, who would notice the difference?

And to accomplish this, all the Congress has to do, is grow a pair, and not invite the bum in. Just lock the doors, turn out the lights, and nobody say a word. Then maybe we can all get a good nights sleep.

WORFEUS

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288 comments:

  1. What's tonight special Presidential distraction?

    I'm betting Bush will announce plans to build the world's largest giant carousel, with a big brass ring dispenser, for all the poor children of America!

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  2. Johnny moo moo said...
    A Mexican entertainer named Aldo brought it to our attention that one 3 foot square area of beach held no less than 350 butts


    You must have been busy, working for tips and all...

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  3. Carl said...
    What's tonight special Presidential distraction?


    He will share the following messages.

    1. The union is strong

    2. We're winning the war against terrorism.

    3. We must stay strong, to win the war on terrorism.

    4. Being strong means doing what he says.

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  4. Moo Moo is a waste of flesh Carl. He just wanted to be first on the thread so visitors would see his random tripe.

    When he has something pertinent to say, we'll listen.

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  5. What I find particularly noteworthy is the "lack" of these so called "photos" of his fat ass in cancun with these so called "beautiful babes".

    We'll he's supposedly been back for a while.


    Yet no pics.

    :|

    Go figure.

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  6. My money says any woman willing to hang with moo moo is either on drugs, or looks like the northbound end of a southbound mule.

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  7. With a 28 percent approval rating, I really think Congress should just cancel the show.

    After all, when ticket sales are that low for a stage act the promoter usually pulls the plug.

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  8. Maybe congress could invite a guest speaker in instead. A substitute act if you will.

    Maybe Stephen Colbert could come on and do a segment of Stephen Colberts "Balls" (for Kidz).


    That oughta pack the house.

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  9. WORFEUS THE REAPER said...
    My money says any woman willing to hang with moo moo is either on drugs, or looks like the northbound end of a southbound mule.


    Probably some loser-chick who divorced the only man who'd lower his standards enough to marry her because she thought he wasn't worthy...

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  10. Oh gee. Looks like Scooter Libby is going to do EXACTLY what we said he was gonna do.

    Through the Bush regime under the bus.


    "They're trying to set me up. They want me to be the sacrificial lamb," attorney Theodore Wells said, recalling a conversation between Libby and his boss, Vice President Dick Cheney, as the leak investigation heated up in 2003. "I will not be sacrificed so Karl Rove can be protected."

    From ABC News.Com

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  11. Well, maybe they should change I. Scooter Libby's name to "Tweety".

    Cause it looks like he's gonna sing like a bird.

    :D

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  12. He'd better watch out though. We know how Cheney loves to shoot little birds.

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  13. Of course, knowing Cheney, he'll be drunk, miss, and hit the judge.

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  14. By pointing the finger at Rove, whom he referred to as "the lifeblood of the Republican party," Wells sought to cast Libby as a scapegoat.

    "He is an innocent man and he has been wrongly and unjustly and unfairly accused," Wells said.


    From ABC News.com.

    :D

    Its a magical day.

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  15. Substitute act, eh?

    How about Mary Carey doing a live show of "Thumpin' Melons"...

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  16. I wonder how different the Libby trial would have turned out if through some tragic turn of the cards, the Republicans had managed to maintain even one house of Congress?

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  17. Libby would have burned them anyway. If he didn't he'd pay, and he is not going to be the one left holding the ball.

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  18. Yea, but with Rove in charge for at least two more years, he could have worked a deal with the GOP in Congress to...pay...Libby.

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  19. Ed Schultz this morning had some guy on who was claiming that there's a story being published today that is going to implicate Bush much more deeply in the Plame outting

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  21. Prosecutor: Libby 'wiped out' Cheney memo
    Defense in CIA leak trial counters that White House tried to set up Libby
    MSNBC staff and news service reports
    Updated: 12 minutes ago
    WASHINGTON - Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald used his opening statement in the CIA leak trial Tuesday to allege that Vice President Dick Cheney's chief of staff lied about Cheney's early involvement in the disclosure of a spy’s identity.

    Fitzgerald said Cheney told his chief of staff, “Scooter” Libby, in 2003 that the wife of Iraq critic and former ambassador Joseph Wilson worked for the CIA, and that Libby spread that information to reporters. When that information got out, it triggered a federal investigation.

    “But when the FBI and grand jury asked about what the defendant did,” Fitzgerald said, “he made up a story.”

    Fitzgerald also alleged that Libby in September 2003 “wiped out” a Cheney note just before Libby's first FBI interview when he said he learned about Wilson and his wife, CIA operative Valerie Plame, from reporters, not the vice president.

    It was not clear if Fitzgerald meant that an attempt was made to destroy the note or that Libby had forgotten about it. In any case, the note was recovered and is part of the evidence.

    Libby is charged with perjury and obstruction. He told investigators he was surprised to learn the identity of Wilson’s wife from NBC News reporter Tim Russert.

    But Fitzgerald told jurors that was clearly a lie because Libby had already been discussing the matter inside and outside of the White House. “You can’t learn something on Thursday that you’re giving out on Monday,” Fitzgerald said.

    Libby says he didn’t lie but was simply bogged down by national security issues and couldn’t remember details of what he told reporters about Plame.

    Defense: Libby was sacrificed
    In their opening statements, Libby's attorneys said Bush administration officials tried to blame him for the leak to cover up for presidential adviser Karl Rove’s own disclosures.

    Attorney Theodore Wells said Libby went to Cheney in 2003 and complained that the White House was subtly blaming him for leaking Plame’s identity to columnist Robert Novak.

    “They’re trying to set me up. They want me to be the sacrificial lamb,” Wells said, recalling the alleged conversation between Libby and Cheney. “I will not be sacrificed so Karl Rove can be protected.”

    Libby plans to testify and tell jurors he had many other issues on his mind at the time, such as terrorist threats and emerging nuclear programs overseas. Attorneys say they expect Cheney to testify for the defense. Historians say that would be a first for a sitting vice president.

    Libby’s attorneys had hoped U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton would tell jurors that “memory does not function like a tape recorder” and “a person is less likely to remember information if he is paying attention to several things at once.”

    But Walton has refused to help defense attorneys make that point and on Tuesday rejected a request to allow defense attorneys to call a memory expert to testify at trial.

    Motive to be alleged
    Fitzgerald is also expected to explain something that’s not in the indictment but is key to the case: what he sees as the motive.

    Defense attorneys deny he had a motive and plan to say so to jurors. Libby wasn’t charged with the leak and wasn’t the source for Novak’s article outing Plame. Why, they ask, would Libby lie?

    If Fitzgerald is to make his case, he’ll need to answer that question in a way that convinces jurors. In court last week, Fitzgerald briefly touched on his explanation.

    He said Libby feared political embarrassment and worried he might lose his job for discussing classified information with reporters. Bush originally threatened to fire anyone who disclosed such information so, even though Libby wasn’t Novak’s source, Fitzgerald said Libby had a reason to lie.

    Long juror process
    The jury of nine women and three men will spend more than a month listening to conflicting statements from members of the Bush administration and journalists, trying to sort out the truth.

    Libby’s defense attorneys spent days trying to weed critics of the Bush administration out of the jury pool. In a city where Democrats outnumber Republicans more than 9-to-1, that wasn’t easy. The final panel contains four people who criticized or doubted the administration’s war policies.

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  22. I see you guys are allready discussing the Libby trial.

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  23. In effect, then, Fitzgerald didn't feel he had enough to indict Cheney, but felt he could implicate him through the destroyed memo.

    Nice touch!

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  24. Well, jump in, Mike. We can always use more.

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  25. Now i'm not saying Rove is innocent by any means, but it looks kinda like Libby is attempting to take the heat off of Chenney and focus it on Rove the discredited architect of the repug slime and smear and fear machine..........guess they figure he's expendable after the last election.

    The genius Rove has looked just as inept as the genius Belichick lately.

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  26. Well its kind of a domino effect I think. Libby squeals on Rove, Rove sqeauls on Cheney.

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  27. ...and next thing you know, it's Deliverance!

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  28. Yeah I like that terminology since its something the repugs can relate to and possibly even understand since they've been supporting Domino theory for 40 plus years, first in Vietnam, now in Iraq and the Middle East...............Their own theory comes back to bite em in the ass once again isnt it poetic justice.

    I guess those that are ignorant of history are doomed to repeat it, because it looks like we are repeating the 1970's where he have an unpopular war and to criminals in the Whitehouse and the VP will likely be impeached first, then the discredited president.

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  29. Lets get rid of Chenney, once that idiots impeached we can all start singing

    "Another one bites the dust, and another one gone, another one bites the dust......."

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  30. Mike,

    As sad as I am to say this, because if there's ever been an administration that was more deserving of wholesale replacement (since Reagan at any rate) it's this one, I don't think anything or anybody's going to get impeached.

    I suspect Rove will be forced to resign, but that's about it.

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  31. Carl said...
    ...and next thing you know, it's Deliverance!



    Squeal like a pig boy, thats it, squeal like a pig.

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  32. Carl said...

    I suspect Rove will be forced to resign, but that's about it.


    I don't know. Everyone knows those marching orders came from the Vice President. I can't imagine Rove not admitting that when the chips are down. Rove could find himself in the same situtation as Libby if his testimony changes.

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  33. I think there are other implications here too.

    If it is determined that the VP actively worked to out a CIA agent to destroy her husbands credibility, Congress will have grounds to come after him.

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  34. I still believe this is the year Bush will be impeached.

    I stand by that New Years day prediction.

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  35. Another helicopter shot down in Iraq.

    This time, 5 US contracters were killed.

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  36. Thats 3 helicopters shot down in 3 days. Looks like the insurgents have figured out how to up the body count even more.

    This war was not just a mistake.

    Its a trainwreck.

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  37. Listen, at least this time it wasn't soldiers. Mercs don't count.

    I remember talking to a vet back in '04, and he was telling me that he'd drive in the same convoy as one of the Blackstone guys, and he was paid $30,000 by the Army, and the Blackstone mercs were getting $120,000 for the same drive.

    And they were uparmored and armed like you wouldn't believe.

    Yea. We'll do this on the cheap alright...

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  38. Yea, but they were still Americans. American people. And I think a lot more of them are being killed than we know.

    But you're right. They're in there for the money so they knew what they were in for.

    At least they had a choice.

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  39. I'm pretty sure I heard something like 150 people died yesterday, wonder if GWB or Snow will say its just a number again tonight. I dont think i've ever seen another president show so much callousness and indifference to death than GWB, 3000 people could die in one day over there just like 9/11 and it would just be business as usual, just another number to him.

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  40. They're not Americans. They're Ferengi. Americans don't get paid to fight unjust wars. Traitors do.

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  41. I am serious about Congress denying Bush the pulpit tonight. Pelosi is too busy having fun in her new role as Speaker of the House. She's grinning ear to ear like a prom queen.

    She needs to show seriousness, and strength.

    The President has shown he will not listen to congress.

    Therefore, congress should make a statement by not listening to him.

    They have the power, but they are WEAK. Pelosi is WEAK. REID is WEAK. Hoyer is WEAK.

    All WEAK.

    They have the power to make a historical statement this evening, by denying the president a stump to sell his crap.

    But instead they're too busy enjoying the pomp and the show, and its sickens me.

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  42. Pelosi can sit up there and look cool, in her new role, or she and the party can make a historical statement that they'll be remembered forever for.

    Deny the President the pulpit, and the history books will record this day, and their names.

    Shun his voice as he has shunned theirs, and ours.

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  43. That was the message of my article, and I meant it!

    I meant it 150 percent.

    Deny the president the voice, and disgrace him as he has disgraced us.

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  44. Turn the motocade around and send him back to the white house like they were turning away a drunk at a wedding.

    Send him home.

    NO SPEECH NO SPEECH NO SPEECH!!!

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  45. Not gonna happen, Worf. The networks have already booked the time.

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  46. Here's a happy thought going into tonight...

    In 1961-1965 the U.S. had 1,864 deaths in Viet Nam compared to over 3,000 in Iraq. Relative troop involvement isn't the same but Bush's quagmire is nowhere near finished.

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  47. Worf said "Deny the President the pulpit, and the history books will record this day, and their names.

    Shun his voice as he has shunned theirs, and ours."

    Excellent idea, and i'm in complete agreement, but I think Carl is right, they dont have the balls to do that one, but your right thats exactly what this president has done to the Democrats when they were the minority, he scorned, spurned and dismissed them like they were irrelevant, and it would make history if the did the same to the arrogant, pompous deluded fool.

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  48. the arrogant, pompous deluded fool

    Other than that, what's not to like about the guy?

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  49. Great post!!

    Bush, his dog Barney and Laura are the only ones who are going to be applauding tonight.

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  50. And from Barney, it will only be polite applause.

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  51. JOHNNY MOO MOO said:

    Well, its no secret JMM has little faith in mankind but I do like to speak out for a worthy cause occasionally other than the impeachment of Bush!

    In the breathtaking paradise we all know as Cancun, Canadian, American, and other tourists are guilty of littering on the beautiful white sand beaches.

    I myself noticed many people leaving plastic cups, cigarette butts, and other small items of garbage laying around the beach destined for deep burial.

    A Mexican entertainer named Aldo brought it to our attention that one 3 foot square area of beach held no less than 350 cigarette butts........this is appalling!

    Keep in mind thousands of negligent tourists arrive daily.

    I possess no comprehension in the stupidity of tourists who are too lazy to take the initiative to pick up their trash thus preventing an ecological disaster.......I do not consider this a frivolous matter!

    Therefore, I suggest everyone take care when travelling and help prevent a paradise such as Cancun from becoming a garbage dump thus forever preserving its beauty.

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    Posted by Johnny moo moo to Lydia Cornell at 1/23/2007 04:34:54 AM

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  52. WORFEUS THE REAPER said...
    What I find particularly noteworthy is the "lack" of these so called "photos" of his fat ass in cancun with these so called "beautiful babes".

    We'll he's supposedly been back for a while.

    Yet no pics.


    I can't resist:

    "We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed... but we're going back again in a couple of weeks!!"

    Add another quote and make it a gallon...*wriggling eyebrows*

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  53. Hey Worf!

    Will Cheney Resign? (you may have to scroll down. It's under "Holy Moly")

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  54. *"We feel that the President's restrictive policy has directly impeded
    research that provides a hope for cures for millions of Americans. ."*

    So The Great Imperial Decider purposely distorted Harvard's statements and
    research on stem cell research.

    Now WHY would His Royal Decidership decide to do such a thing, leaving
    millions of Americans to miss out on new medical developments for stunningly
    horrible diseases?

    Well, WHO would profit by this?
    Pfizer, Libby, Merck and Crew????

    WHO THE FREAK ELSE?????

    tell me, have we had enough *YET??????*
    **
    *please pass it on to any groups you belong to.*


    http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/22/harvard-embryonic-stem-cells/

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  55. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Thanx for reposting my comment Lydia.....I owe you one! Pol Pot Worf is out of control with his deep love of socialism and its deadly lack of the most basic of human rights....... silencing the opposition by not allowing others to express their opinions is a recipe for disaster and simply does not work!

    Two voices MUST be heard and allowed to express their minds/opinions thus preventing either party from becoming to powerful....its called democracy! Sometimes Free Speech and differing views produces ugly confrontations, but it is, nonetheless, a must.......PERIOD!


    Pol Pot worf once barked he would defend his right to Freedom of Speech to his last breath, but now he is nothing more than a deeply neurotic, power obsessed, loser on a celebrity blog cowardly forcing others with his pathetic delete button to accept his version of making the trains run on time.

    Im sorry Lydia, but dont you find it just a little disturbing the amount of time he spends on here? Just take a private moment and really think about it.....its not normal!

    Also, I dont believe for one second anyone on here is the hacker. For all we know it could be any wacko of possible millions.

    If it does turn out to be a republican silencing trick, they will have lost my respect forever.

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  56. Anonymous4:12 PM

    JOHNNY MOO MOO said:

    Well, its no secret JMM has little faith in mankind but I do like to speak out for a worthy cause occasionally other than the impeachment of Bush!

    In the breathtaking paradise we all know as Cancun, Canadian, American, and other tourists are guilty of littering on the beautiful white sand beaches.

    I myself noticed many people leaving plastic cups, cigarette butts, and other small items of garbage laying around the beach destined for deep burial.

    A Mexican entertainer named Aldo brought it to our attention that one 3 foot square area of beach held no less than 350 cigarette butts........this is appalling!

    Keep in mind thousands of negligent tourists arrive daily.

    I possess no comprehension in the stupidity of tourists who are too lazy to take the initiative to pick up their trash thus preventing an ecological disaster.......I do not consider this a frivolous matter!

    Therefore, I suggest everyone take care when travelling and help prevent a paradise such as Cancun from becoming a garbage dump thus forever preserving its beauty.

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    Posted by Johnny moo moo to Lydia Cornell at 1/23/2007 04:34:54 AM"

    I usually do not deem the one calling himself moo moo worthy of a reasoned response, as he is rather a dullard and somewhat of an intellectually lacking scoundrel.

    However in this instance mr moo moo is quite insightful, and possibly more accurate than he realizes albeit in his bumbling less than articulate, foppish manner of speaking.

    If I may mr moo moo, I would ask you, if you deem pollution and disrespect of our environment as vast and crucial an issue as do I, do you feel we need regulation to preserve our pristine beaches and wilderness.

    Or put more specifically, I say unto to you sir, if we can not trust our citizens and corporations to be stewards of our environment and do that which is right, do you feel we need government mandated regulations to preserve our pristine beaches and wilderness areas unsullied from corporate greed, pollution, global warming etc............lest they no longer exist for future generations to appreciate.

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  57. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Ladies & Gentlemen

    I present to you the great Johnny Moo Moo......LOL!

    The girl in the black & white bathing suit - we like got totally smashed together....hehe!

    The blonde is Lil Miss Moo Moo.

    http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p28/JohnnyMooMoo/

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  58. Johnny, I know you are the one who wants to rip my pink turban, and I don't appreciate most of your comments.

    When you insult others and are out of line, I delete you.

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  59. the only reason I posted your comment was because it talked about "littering" on beaches.

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  60. Anonymous5:51 PM

    President Bush rather ironically believes inviduals and corporations are quite capable of policing themselves, this seems quite ludicrous and daft coming from an administration guilty of vastly more corruption, incompetence and malfeasance than any I can ever recall.

    President Bush has rejected mandatory controls on CO2 and other various greenhouse gases, rejected controls on pollution, rejected the Bill of Rights and the checks and balances to insure a particular branch of government led by a maniacal ruffian does not become powerful enough to encroach upon our blessed freedoms,additionally the dishonest sod endorses faith based initiatives which again gives inordinate power to the church thus allowing them to police themselves and gain power via allowing them to play god and decide who is worthy of their financial remuneration quite possibly based on subjective criteria such as similar political or religious beliefs.

    President Bush has stated in so many words just trust me time and time again ad nauseum, yet the dishonest sod has done nothing to warrant that trust, he lies, he deceives, and he acts in his own best interests rather than our great nation.

    Thus I ask the bloggers on this site, why should we trust this ruffian now, and pray, why should we listen to his dodgy rhetoric to trust him, or trust others to do the right thing when that has proven to be a faracial lie, this President and his administration have exhibitted flawed logic and gross incompetence at every turn, yet they foppishly claim those who oppose them are ignorant, treasonous or sympathizing with the enemy.

    So I say unto you moo moo, if you sir can not expect individuals to do the right thing and exhibit responsibility by not tossing cigarettes on a pristine and sandy beach even when they are in no way financially motivated to do so, how then sir can you expect the oil conglomerates to not foster and augment global warming as well as pollute and contaminate our environment, particularly when there are billions and quite possibly trillions at stake for them to do that very thing.

    The dishonest sods who deem themselves scientists who are bought and paid for by the oil conglomerates who decry global warming are no more credible than the psuedo scientists who oppose cigarettes being highly addictive or causing lung cancer.

    These dodgy shills besmirch the credibility of those who oppose their master's, lest the purse strings close and their funding run dry.

    So again I say unto you, sir, if you may not trust those with no vested financial interest to do what is right and honorable, how then can you trust those who do have a clear financial interest to not do what is right?

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  61. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Lydia said

    "When you insult others and are out of line, I delete you."



    You mean discussing Hitler and the Concordant was out of line when worf immaturely attacked my offspring?

    What about Carls refusal to stop using weak minded foul language despite several requests by your person?

    I never hear you speak against them or delete their posts Lydia....you are a severe hypocrite using nefarious methods due to your lack of faith in believing mankind can learn from appropriate influence....period!

    I have written many excellent posts in favor of the libs and 99% of them are ignored due to enormous ego trips.

    Grow up for once Lydia.....please!

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  62. Anonymous6:00 PM

    Also Lydia, that was Pol Pot worf who deleted my post this morning, not you!

    Polt Pot is allowed to discuss his stupid movies and stupid Dukes of Hazzard, yet he deletes my post where I attempt to help the planet in a positive way.......ahhhh christians....LOL!

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  63. Anonymous6:18 PM

    And if you want to be a communist Lydia, just give me the word and I will never return.

    You pinheads can discuss your illusionist Shangri- La all by yourselves....an attempt to provide your persons with purpose due to an intense case of cabin fever and lack of illusory love.....LOL!

    But I know you wont do this cause youve already told me you miss me and care for me......RIGHT!

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  64. Anonymous6:20 PM

    And if you want to be a communist Lydia, just give me the word and I will never return.

    You pinheads can discuss your illusionist Shangri- La all by yourselves....an attempt to provide your persons with purpose due to an intense case of cabin fever and lack of illusory love.....LOL!

    But I know you wont do this cause youve already told me you miss me and care for me......RIGHT!

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  65. Ok Johnny, I saw the pictures of your dog, but I thought you were going to be in them?

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  66. Seriously bud, if thats really you, I don't know how to say this, but......well, ....

    :|


    Lets just say I didn't know there were that many trailer parks in Canada.

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  67. You look like Andrew Dice Clay after a vasectomy.

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  68. And out of respect to your kid I'll bite my tongue.

    If thats really your kid.

    But the "super hot babe" in the black and white bikini?

    She looked a like a crackhead lot lizard I once saw climbing out of a Peterbuilt outside of the Flying J.

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  69. Or more aptly put, she looked like the north bound side of a southbound mule.

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  70. And whats with ciggarette hanging from your mouth in each shot?

    If thats really you, you'd better think twice about "beating me up".

    I could benchpress two of you.

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  71. In a nutshell, you looked as lowbrow inbred hayseed trailerpark as I always pictured.


    And that thing in the bikini that you said you got "drunk" with, well.....

    not with rusty's dick.

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  72. Well, back to the state of the union.

    Is anyone watching?

    I will say this.

    Nancy Pelosi is as weak and worthless as the right wing says she is. She isn't worth a plugged nickel, and doesn't deserve one more vote from any real democrats or liberals.

    Neither does the rest of the weak willed morons in congress.

    Look at them, bouncing up and down like a bunch of trained otters, clapping their hands at every carefully contrived Karl Rovism coming out of the idiot in cheifs mouth.

    I can tell you right now I am thankful for Jim Webb. I didn't see him there, cause I turned it off. I can't stand one more minute of seeing the little sock puppets we elected in Congress to curtail this monster, bouncing up and down slapping their hands together at each reference to fighting terrorism because they are too afraid of appearing weak.

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  73. Its clear they haven't learned anything, and they are the same weak willed JELLYFISH that voted for the war 4 years ago because the chickenshits were too afraid of being braned unpatriotic.

    We have a sham for a congress, and it will be a cold day in hell before I'll vote for a weak willed democrat again.

    If this is the best they can do, then I am supporting Ralph Nader in 08.

    Like a bunch of trained seals.

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  74. 110th Congress clearly is as worthless and void of character as was the 109th.

    If this is what we can expect, then you can be worfeus will be stumping for every independent candidate out there.

    Cause this congress has NO BALLS.

    NADA

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  75. Screw Nancy Pelosi.

    She's as worthless of a speaker as was that fat sack of crap Hastert.

    She doesn't deserve that chair, and she doesn't deserve our praise.

    She is a no account prima donna, who is more concerned with her costume than she is with the welfare of the American people.

    She can go to hell.

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  76. Joe Rockhead said....

    I have written many excellent posts in favor of the libs


    Yea?

    Post ONE.

    Lets see just ONE of them.

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  77. Pelosi is a waste of space.

    Look at the dumb broad, sitting there applauding everything he says.


    She is nothing. Another empty bag of hot air.

    Anyone dumb enough to believe she has the will of the American people at heart, needs to buy some Florida swampland I have for sale.

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  78. Thank God for Jim Webb.


    He gave a great response.

    Not strong as I would have liked, but he did pretty good.

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  79. He really did a good job.

    In fact, he drilled the right points home.

    Godspeed JIM WEBB!


    WEBB FOR PRESIDENT!

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  80. "...then I am supporting Ralph Nader in 08.

    Like a bunch of trained seals."


    AH HA!, I knew all his supporters were trained seals!

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  81. First, can you balance a beachball on your nose?

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  82. Uhhh, no Volt. But I bet Nancy Pelosi can.

    Go back and read my post.

    I was talking about the democratic congress.

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  83. In fact, I was agreeing with you.

    They're as weak as you always said they were.

    WEAK

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  84. I'm surprised Terry Mcauliffe wasn't walking around with a bucket of herring, tossing them to the applauding simps.

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  85. I know. I'm just in a good mood, not sure why....

    However, I don't like Nader either.

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  86. I wish I was in a good mood, but after seeing pelosi acting like the prom queen at the senior ball, I think I'm gonna be sick.

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  87. Well, I wouldn't worry too much about the dems.

    There's nothing weaker than scared Republicans. They seem to somehow feel people voted against conservative principles, not just them in particular.
    (matter of fact, I believe that if they'd actually stuck to conservative principles, and not become arrogant and self-serving they might not have lost)

    We'll continue to shoot ourselves in the foot.

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  88. Well that doesn't leave much hope for our democracy.

    We need some fresh faces. Some people who care. Republican, democrat independent, I don't care.

    As long as they have a backbone and a little vision, then I'd back them.

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  89. Jim Webb had some good things to say tonight. Too bad they can't all be as serious about this matter as him.

    Congress is busy patting each other on the back, eating krumpets and making photo ops.

    Its like a party to them. See the smiles all over the place?

    Well 25 Americans died in this war on Saturday. Dozens more since then. And countless Iraqi's.

    So what the hell they have to smile about is beyond me.

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  90. Well, people who may care, probably don't have the money or want to be drug through the opposition research and media anal exam it takes to get there.

    McCain Feingold was pretty much the "incumbent protection act"...

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  91. Its like they think its some kind of game, and they're busy giving each other accolades, patting each other on the back at the senior prom.

    What the hell do they have to be proud about? What the hell do they have to be patting each other on the back about.

    What the hell do they have to applaud???

    I want a solemn and serious congress, who comprehend the cost of this war, particularly the human cost.

    The 110th congress is proving to be as worthless as the rest.

    Talking about health care and the economy when Americans are dying in a foreign land, is a joke.

    Congress is a joke.

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  92. Well, I'm gonna hit the hay before we get anything started....LOL

    I gotta get up early. Going to Bristol, WI. tomorrow.

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  93. The best thing this congress could have done is not open the chamber doors, and shunned this President and his endless lies.

    For the last 3 weeks congress has been talking tough, but when the moment came for them to show their resolve, they just lined up to kiss his ass.

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  94. Bristol, WI?

    Are there buildings and people and stuff there?

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  95. I will say though, I think the current rhetoric is going to seriously change the way war is waged in the future and maybe not for the better.

    If a president feels that a situation requires a military response and doesn't want to be ravaged like this one has, he'll be pressed to rely on greater (and less discriminate) firepower to get the job done quickly before the criticism starts.

    I hope we're not pushing future presidents to consider the last option first.

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  96. It's not totally the boonies though, just a little north of Chicago and west of Kenosha WI.

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  97. Well you may be right about that, but thats why you don't elect idiots who invent cases for war to gain political power and line the pockets of the already wealthy.

    Bush screwed us all on many levels.

    Down the road though, it ironically may turn out that he screwed you guys a little bit more.

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  98. I always hated the way everyone applauds during the State of the Union.

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  99. Why the democrats, particularly Nancy Pelosi, would applaud the president like that, after she just got through calling "an emporer without any clothes", is beyond me.

    Did she forget that just 2 months ago he said regarding her, " if Nancy Pelosi wins, the terrorists win too"?

    Did she forget he said a vote for her is a vote for the terrorists?

    Did she forget 25 Americans were slaughtered on Saturday for his war of choice?

    Did she forget he promised to ignore her, the congress and the American people and steamroll his troop movement forward?

    Did she forget the troops are already being deployed in his bs upgrade?

    She was an empty vessel, full of pomp and show but no substance inside.

    She doesn't deserve to sit in that chair.

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  100. JMM - I think your daughter is beautiful, the beaches are magnificent and your date was hot.

    I wish I could see a picture of you smiling, without your sunglasses. What hotel was that?

    By the way, I always delete posts whenever they are raunchy, no matter who it is. And I've done this several times.

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  101. She acts like she just got a new career promotion, instead of being handled a sacred and serious position of responsibility.


    These are serious times and we need serious people.

    Based on their performance tonight, Nancy Pelosi and the democratic congress do not meet that bill.

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  102. Thank God for men like Jim Webb and Jack Murtha.

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  103. Lydia Cornell said...


    JMM - I think your daughter is beautiful, the beaches are magnificent and your date was hot.


    His kid has that thousand mile stare. She looks like an abused kid, just hanging out with dad but still reviled by him.

    His date looked like a beached squid.

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  104. And he looked like a drunk Vince McMann before the steroids.

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  105. He calls himself Johnny Moo Moo but he looks more like John Merrick.

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  106. Lydia said..


    I wish I could see a picture of you smiling, without your sunglasses


    Try not to frighten the kids.

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  107. Without the hat and glasses he'd probably look like a cross between Pauly Shore and a 6 week old jackolantern.

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  108. Anonymous9:14 PM

    See what I mean Lydia, Fatso Cheeto Lovin worf is a lonely, obssessed nimrod, using the guise of politics for attention; it takes no Einstein to see his true hatred of mankind which he has expressed several times on the blog.

    Where are your picks Fatso Pol Pot worf...LOL! And, show me just one pic of you with a girl one tenth as good as mine?

    You cant fatso coz your a loser....period!

    :D

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  109. Dude, that was a girl?

    It looked like you painted mascara on a scarecrow and stuck it in a bikini.

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  110. Anonymous9:18 PM

    No, fatso Pol Pot Cowardly worf wont post them coz hes a fatso embarresed of his true looks......LOL!

    I honestly think I would faint if I seen him with a girl. Also, he probably has a picture of Bush on his bedroom wall next to Lydias.

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  111. Anonymous9:21 PM

    Your just jealous Pol Pot Cowardly worf...LOL!

    I forgive you!

    Its human nature to be jealous of those who have more........apparently Im supposed to feel guilt or something......NOT!

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  112. Lol. Lydia's knows what I look like moo moo, and your wishful speculation has little to do with reality.

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  113. NEW RULES:

    I do not censor opinions, but Incoherent babbling gibberish and vulgarities will be deleted and the offenders will be banned if the do not adhere to the rules.

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  114. Johnny Merrick said...



    I forgive you!


    Gee thanks Jesus.

    Didn't know you cared.

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  115. Anonymous9:24 PM

    Strange, Fatso Cowardly Pol Pot worf is supposed to start crying to his mommy Lydia how someone is impersonating him......Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

    Wahhhhhhhhh..wheres my delete button?

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  116. Lydia Cornell said...
    NEW RULES:


    What are you Bill Maher?

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  117. Anonymous9:30 PM

    Oh come on Lydia, worf and I are the oldest veterans of the blog...were just having fun.


    "You do not truly know someone until you fight them."

    Seraph

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  118. Is that old friends or old fiends?

    :|

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  119. JMM if you have a complaint with the posts being deleted talk to Worf.

    He is my bouncer and handles the day-to-day minutae of the blog.

    I am too busy to deal with this stuff.

    I will not tolerate any more hackers or threats or cheeto dust.

    You will be banned.

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  120. But you look good surrounded by palm trees.

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  121. Anonymous9:46 PM

    Lydia said

    "I wish I could see a picture of you smiling, without your sunglasses. What hotel was that?"

    Lydia, you already have a pic of me without sunglasses. And your right I should smile more; I will next time.

    The resort was the Barcello Tucancun; not the same Barcello where the Canadians had their throats slit last January.

    Im pretty famous there for my world famous JMM fake handshake......made alot of Mexicans laugh.

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  122. Interesting how Bush just gave a State of The Union and Webb spoke and all Johnny wants to talk about is cheetos and what bloggers look like and other irelevant 4th grade garbage.

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  123. Lydia Cornell said...
    But you look good surrounded by palm trees.


    He'd look better under them.

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  124. Well I'm kinda guilty on that count Mikey.

    I couldn't help myself.

    It was those pictures.

    I haven't seen anything so begging for a slam since Oprah Winfrey came off her diet.

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  125. And to be honest, Webb's address aside, I just couldn't stomach what I saw tonight. It was like every single member of congress forgot everything we've learned over the last 6 years about Bush the "Deciever", and everything they've talked about for the last 6 weeks.

    They all talked tough till the President entered the senate chamber.

    Then they were fawning over him like George Clooney had just entered the room.

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  126. John Merrick said...


    The resort was the Barcello Tucancun; not the same Barcello where the Canadians had their throats slit last January

    Well theres always next year.

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  127. Johnny Merrick said...

    Lydia, you already have a pic of me without sunglasses.

    Is that the one Lydia that you said made your eyes bleed?

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  128. Alright I'm outa here tonight.

    Sorry for the one liners Lydia.

    Couldn't help myself.

    At least I honored the new rules and kept them clean.

    Course it was easy given the material.

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  129. Anonymous10:05 PM

    Lydia said

    "I will not tolerate any more hackers or threats or cheeto dust."

    Im sorry Lydia but its 100% wrong to consistently point a finger at anyone without conclusive proof.....this is pure communism!

    Until this alleged hacker is found I suggest you request Pol Pot worf shut his pie hole with his incredibly stupid conspiracy theories.

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  130. She didn't accuse you or anyone.

    She just made a general statement.

    Your defensiveness however is telling.

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  131. And I didn't accuse you either slappy.

    Only thing I ever said was whenever I got locked out, YOU were there.

    :|

    Just stating an observation.

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  132. I dare that person to lock me out tonight.

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  133. Wrof you look like a Vietnamese pot bellied pig, not Paul Pot.

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  134. It's "Pol Pot" you moron.

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  135. Paul Pot is your neighborhood dealer.

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  136. the little trolls are like insects that come out at night.

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  137. Worf the Vietnamese (Pol) pot bellied pig has the IQ of chewed bubble gum.

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  138. Anonymous10:18 PM

    Mike said

    "Interesting how Bush just gave a State of The Union and Webb spoke and all Johnny wants to talk about is cheetos and what bloggers look like and other irelevant 4th grade garbage."

    I think you have a poster of Bush on your wall too Mike.......your life is slipping away while you excessively ponder the unanswerable and tired old circle of politics.

    Fact: There are no absolutes......period!

    JMM is above politics. The perfect political philosophy will never be invented.

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  139. Johnny YOU and I were the ONLY ones posting right before you trip to Mexico, and somebody blocked ME out when you began ranting about one of MY posts,

    this one here son,

    #

    Damn Johnny you still carrying that non sequitar around with you son, get the F*CK over it boy...Grow up someday and walk away son.....or continue to hate people for JUST words son...simple words on the screen......it isn't like LYING to steal a girl from her mother is it boy?

    By clif, at 1:18 AM
    #

    Or lying to the girl it was for her own good.

    By clif, at 1:19 AM
    #

    Jelly

    I request an answer regarding Freedom of Speech. Do you believe everyone should delete each others opinions forcing others to conform to their own beliefs........like Pol Pot Worf?

    By Johnny moo moo, at 1:24 AM
    #

    F@ck you Jelly.....your a f@ckin coward and useless spammer! Dont ever tell me what to do you stupid meat filled carcass.

    By Johnny moo moo, at 1:27 AM
    #

    Johnny blocking me from posting is not gonna get me to stop talking about gutless punks who LIE to steal a girl from her mother and the damage that can result from that son....idiotic actions eventually back fire no matter how many lies the gutless punks tell the girl at the time son.....

    By clif, at 1:29 AM
    #

    This whole stupid blog is nothing more than one big deception.....comical at best!

    By Johnny moo moo, at 1:30 AM
    #

    johnny what ever could you be SOOOOOO mad about son, I hit a tenny bit too close to home son?

    By clif, at 1:30 AM


    There is the entire exchange, but I have the thread saved right after my post;

    Or lying to the girl it was for her own good.

    By clif, at 1:19 AM

    Which has this at the TOP,

    Comments have been disabled on this post.

    So either YOU or somebody YOU know blocked ME because you did NOT like what I said Johhny.

    Sorry little boy, but your kinda busted on this one .....

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  140. Junk Yard Willie said...

    Worf the Vietnamese (Pol) pot bellied pig has the IQ of chewed bubble gum.


    Which would put him about 25 points above you.

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  141. But considering he's dead thats still pretty good.

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  142. Johnny Merrick said....

    JMM is above politics.

    Thats because you're always high.

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  143. Anonymous10:28 PM

    Fidel Castro worf

    Why did you delete my post that offers mankind hope yet you enjoy discussing Dukes of Hazzard?

    Power my friend, power!

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  144. Yo Johnny WHY No answer about blocking ME when it was just the TWO of us son?

    No good way to weasel out of that one?

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  145. Anonymous10:35 PM

    Calm down Cliff!

    Actually, Im glad you dropped by, I would like to talk to you about your question regarding my offspring and insipid love. I feel this is a reasonable question worthy of an answer.

    I,ll have an answer for you tommorow.

    Also, your full of it Cliff, we finished that conversation until I turned to toast.

    I have no fear hot dog lips..Lydia has all my info.

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  146. I have a question for Worfeus the pot bellied pig.

    Do you have a life?

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  147. Simple. I didn't want your random tripe about how many cigarette butts you found (or placed) on your trip to cancun to be the opening post the day of the state of the union. This is a political blog not a chat room(although we do chat).

    Carl posted something pertinent to my article, and the state of the union which deserved the top slot.

    In retrospect however we decided to repost your comment, so Lydia put it back in later on in the blog.

    Quit yer cryin.

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  148. Johnny Merrick said...

    A Mexican entertainer named Aldo brought it to our attention that one 3 foot square area of beach held no less than 350 butts


    Yea but there were only 9 until you arrived.

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  149. And he wasn't just "pointing them out to you".

    He was asking you to pick them up.

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  150. Sorry Johnny But I have the thread with the blocking script saved, I just know HOW to get around that block so IT did NOT work son, the 10 minute delay between my post at 1:19 and 1:29 was me saving the screen with that script and working around the block, but you suck a LYING gutless little boy, that it really does not matter what YOU say to me son, What matters is how you explain to some child DENYING her one of her parents just for YOUR ego son.

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  151. Anonymous10:48 PM

    You see unintelligent ones, its very difficult for me to discuss the minutae of politics when thirty years of reading war has taught me:

    We're doomed and incapable of getting along. Human nature is defined by conflict allowing us the illusory comfort of purpose thus providing a feeling of fullfillment to unsatisfactory lives.

    This very blog is 100% proof of my thesis.

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  152. No Professor Merrick, thats YOUR philosophy.

    In this blog, no ones getting killed.

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  153. Clif however seems to have your number, ay?

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  154. Joe Camel said...

    A Mexican entertainer named Aldo brought it to our attention that one 3 foot square area of beach held no less than 350 butts


    Ironically the same three feet occupied by your beach towel.

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  155. Sorry Johnny wrong dodge son, your still not going to answer why YOU blocked me when YOU got pissed at MY comment you were NOT prepared for son.

    Your such an egotistical LOSER, you have to rail for your self at all times because your SO insecure really, sad pathetic insecure little human being, too bad others have to suffer for YOUR deluded ego.

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  156. Johnny reading about war leaves OUT sop much about the war son, your just like the other chicken hawks here they take WHAT they want from a situation and ignore 90% of the reality of it.

    Your reading about what others SAY happened and why they think it did, NOT the WHOLE truth of anything, go back to the second rate movie you live your life based on son, it fits you.

    Your a hologram of a human sleeping through life and deluded in your idea of what life is all about.

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  157. Cliff you have snakes in your head.

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  158. See whats funny Clif is they talk a good game, until they get railed on.

    Then suddenly they begin impersonating us and hacking the google server to block our posts, then come back in like nothing happened.

    I am not saying who's doing what, but one things for sure it always happens when we're clobbering them.

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  159. Junk Yard Willie said...

    Cliff you have snakes in your head


    Better than having them up your butt....like you.

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  160. Course those aren't snakes....

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  161. In fact Rusty's probably attached to one of them.

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  162. Worfesu you said you were going to sleep an hour ago. Leave us alone you maggot.

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  163. Troll Tex is sending in the maggots.

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  164. Anonymous11:06 PM

    My, your extra hot tonite Cliff. Its useless to talk to you as your powers of comprehension are limited to the form you wish to fill.

    Believe whatever you want to believe hamburger lips.

    I dont explain myself to frivolous and unfounded, communist style accusations without proof.

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  165. Crusty is JUST a scared little boy, other wise HE would post here, with his own moniker, and not the useless sock puppet routine.

    Poor poor crusty the clown, so many people to try to smear, so little brain power to do it with.

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  166. clif said...
    Johnny reading about war leaves OUT sop much about the war son, your just like the other chicken hawks here


    Clif, did you see the picture of him at his home with his little Monogram Panther model tank?

    It was right there on the couch,... so he could play with it.

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  167. Of course, I'm still perplexed by the fact his living wall was covered in pictures of Marilyn Monroe.

    :|

    Isn't she a favorite of cross dressers?

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  168. Johnny NOT hot at all little boy, just pointing out your hypocrissy son.

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  169. Junk Yard Willie said...
    Worfesu you said you were going to sleep an hour ago. Leave us alone you maggot


    Naahhh..... I'm havin a good time.

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  170. Anonymous11:09 PM

    Junk Yard said

    "Cliff you have snakes in your head."

    WTF......LOL!

    :D

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  171. Oh yes I say the pathetic LOSER getting some Mexican Girl to hold up that idiotic sign to tell Johnny he is somebody cause he isn't sure he really is.

    He reminds me of some grease monkeys I used to know, not real bright, but full of them selves and always going on about their beer and babes, too bad they had pics sort of like Johnny's.....but nobody at home for real cause nobody would HAVE them.

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  172. Joe Rockhead said...

    I dont explain myself to frivolous and unfounded, communist style accusations without proof.

    So you're saying you did it, but he needs proof before you provide us with an alabi?

    How would you know he doesn't have proof?

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  173. clif said...
    Oh yes I say the pathetic LOSER getting some Mexican Girl to hold up that idiotic sign to tell Johnny he is somebody cause he isn't sure he really is.


    That was his waitress Clif.

    He tipped her a little extra to do that.

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  174. Johnny said "I dont explain myself to frivolous and unfounded, communist style accusations without proof."

    in other words nah nah, i'm taking the 5th and you cant prove it, by the way Johnny interesting how the Neo Con criminals who mgut our Constitution all hide behind the the 5th and the other protections they attempt to deny others at will.

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  175. His girl was the one in the black and white bikini.

    You know.

    The one who looked like the northbound side of a southbound Zebra?

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  176. Anonymous11:13 PM

    Stalin worf said

    "It was right there on the couch,... so he could play with it."

    This is true.

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  177. I knew it.

    Do you make vrooom vrooom sounds too?

    :|


    Yup, you're quite the warrior there moo moo.

    A regular Erwin Rommel.

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  178. Worfeus, I saved the entire thread right to the point when I got blocked with this below the window where you post your comments;

    This blog does not allow anonymous comments.

    You're currently posting as clif.

    Or you can sign in as a different user.

    Comments have been disabled on this post.

    The post count is 422 at that point, and it took about 10 minutes to save the thread, and work around the pathetic loser.......

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  179. Anonymous11:15 PM

    Wheres your girl Fidel Castro worf? Oh yeah, I forgot, shes rolled up in your closet waiting for your hot air to bring her to life......LOL!

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  180. Wufuss/Dufuss you had better watch your mouth

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  181. Johnny Rambo said...

    Wheres your girl Fidel Castro worf? Oh yeah, I forgot, shes rolled up in your closet waiting for your hot air to bring her to life......LOL!


    I'd rather be stag than have a Nichole Simpson lot lizard like that thing you took to cancun with you hanging off my arm.

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  182. These are the TWO posts I did right before I got blocked....

    clif said...

    Damn Johnny you still carrying that non sequitar around with you son, get the F*CK over it boy...Grow up someday and walk away son.....or continue to hate people for JUST words son...simple words on the screen......it isn't like LYING to steal a girl from her mother is it boy?

    1:18 AM
    Delete
    clif said...

    Or lying to the girl it was for her own good.

    1:19 AM


    On this thread

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  183. I hope you deloussed her first.

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  184. Was she wearing a bikini or was that a rash?

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  185. BTW Johnny you never answered these questions either son, just posted drivel stupidity instead;

    1. BTW Johnny do YOU love your daughter....or do you agree with Mr. Smith that such a love would be..vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose.

    do you think your love for your child is...insipid and pointless...

    or in your personal life is Mr Smith wrong son?

    2. If you agree with Mr Smith like you want to make US think you pretend you do son;

    why the relentless attacks on Worfeus son, after all it all is useless and futile right son, your on a fooles errand if you agree with Mr Smith, because your fighting as Johnny arguing Smith's philosophy son...how stupid is that son?

    3. Your a walking contradiction son. You use Johnny's pic, but argue smith's philosophy, you want to appear as the rebel but suck up to the dark side in both the movie and life son...you so screwed up you think it is all coherent but your full of mixed signals and contradictory ideals son.

    4. I mean your philosophy is a caricatured image of a cartoon character fleshed out by an actor pretending to be something he is not in a movie set in a fantasy world that does not exist...no wonder why you have 5 shrinks son,....you need at least that many son.

    5. Damn son that the best you got a repeat of your last repeat of movie lines which are not even your own son, you got nothing but tired movie lines to justify you delusions son?

    your quite empty if that is all you got son.

    6. Well son since your dingbats are limited to your delusional rendition of your limited understanding of what I post no wonder they have such a congested opinion of what I say here ...but do not lose hope son, there are those who do not base their entire life on a ten year old movie and try to live a fantasy life in this reality based on that fiction...like you do son.

    7. Johnny, I am not limited to your delusional two dimensional world you demand all answers come from son, most people live in a four dimensional reality which has a multitude of questions and answers to those questions ..which your restricted mental capabilities refuse to allow to pollute your deluded grasp on the fantasy celluloid reality your use to face a world that does not fit your restrictions son.

    just because your that delusional does NOT means the rest of humanity is required to join you in a two dimensional reality which does NOT exist except for on celluloid and your broken synapses....

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  186. Anonymous11:28 PM

    Coward worf said

    "I can bench press two of you"

    The only thing you bench press are bags of Cheetos and you know it.

    I,ll accept your bench press challenge at the first annual "Lydia Cornell Get Smashed Barbecue Blog Fest." Under that shirt is a solid chest blubber butt.

    I can curl 110 lbs sausage lips.

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  187. Anonymous11:35 PM

    Cliff

    I said I would answer your question tommorow.........Im like toast right now and actually have to go to bed.

    Someone has to pay for welfare scum to supply their dope and alcohol habit.

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  188. Johnny your pathetic son really pathetic, a 40 year old man trying to impress some MAN on the internet with his "curling prowess", damn no wonder you ain't got NOBODY at home son, your always trying to impress the guys..............LOL

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  189. Johnny said "I can curl 110 lbs sausage lips."

    Hey Samson, is that with one hand or two, just curious?

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  190. Johnny Dumbell said...

    I can curl 110 lbs sausage lips.

    Yea but how much can you do with your arms?


    BTW, I do reps at 135. Two plates.

    Get a clue.

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  191. Johnny Barbellhead said...

    Under that shirt is a solid chest blubber butt.

    What shirt?

    Are you trying to tell me Lydia showed you a picture of me?

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  192. Don't drink nor use illegal drugs Mook Mook, your the lush here boy.....

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  193. Anonymous11:40 PM

    You guys go right ahead and keep talking about Shangri-La.......who knows, with just the right amount of blogging you may actually find it........LOL!

    Im going to bed and play with my Panther tank.

    Toodles

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  194. Wow. Clif gives you some real meat to respond to, and suddenly you have to go to bed.


    Go figure.

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  195. Johnny Baiter said...

    Im going to bed and play with my Panther tank.

    Toodles


    Do you do that with your right hand, or your left?

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  196. Damn we have been discussing Mook Mook's delusions and he even names it Shangri La ...

    I guess to a delusional foole who bases his life on a 10 year old movie and is schizophrenic about that it is expected.....

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