Thursday, May 22, 2014

HOW TO AGE BACKWARDS

How to Age Backwards: 

1. Never think about age

2. Stop looking in the mirror.

3. Every morning when you wake up, immediately think of something to be grateful for. Add a new item everyday to the list. Write down 5 things to be grateful for on your fist day. 

4. Go on The Seven Day Mental Diet (Emmett Fox) - do not think a negative thought for seven days. See if you can do it. 

My friend Kristin Macdonald lost her eyesight and had limited vision, so she created an inner vision: a second vision radio show to find the lost dream inside her. This amazing woman transformed her life. CHECK out her site here: SECOND VISION http://secondvision.net

And I was lucky enough to be on her show on AIRS LA. Here is a link to my guest appearance on her show:  http://www.airsla.org/broadcasts/lowdown110218.mp3


AGING BACKWARDS

So I'm up for a couple of TV roles, and they want to know "what I look like today."  I have not had any plastic surgery or injections. I am so grateful that I was unable to afford expensive injections or plastic surgery the past few years -- because I avoided RUINING MY FACE!  My heart goes out to every woman who has succumbed to the terror of "anti-aging" remedies. 

video
This video was shot 3/14/2014
This is an ANTI-PORN comedy rant, that actually has an uplifting ending. It was filmed on March 14, 2014 and is to show "how a woman in Hollywood can still survive without plastic surgery" lol for casting directors, etc.
Through the grapevine I heard that "on reality TV they will not allow any woman on the air who is unattractive."  This made me wonder about Anthony Bourdin of 'PARTS UNKNOWN' on CNN.

I wonder if they would allow a woman to replace him on the Travel Channel, a woman with gray hair and wrinkles — like he has. Look at HIS face: it's wrinkled, graying and gnarly, but since he's a guy he gets to age normally and gracefully and ENJOY LIFE. 

We, as women, are not so lucky. 




Yes, he's handsome (for a man.) But can you imagine if a woman was allowed to have crows' feet, wrinkles and gray hair and do a show and JUST BE HERSELF? 

FYI: the rest of my RANT goes like this: 

"I was mistaken for  a hooker by my mother and the police on my way to an audition. Maybe it was the leash and dog collar I was wearing at 8
o'clock in the morning. 

I'm not spiritual enough to stop dressing like a hooker because you can't get a job in Hollywood without lap dancer on your resume -- and I'm referring to the writers, not the actors. 

That's why I'm in withdrawal from cleavage ..



DID THIS EPISODE REALLY HAPPEN? HILARIOUS COMEDY WITH MY COSTAR JIM BULLOCK "TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT"

"Someone once asked Somerset Maugham if he wrote on a schedule or only when struck by inspiration. "I write only when inspiration strikes," he replied. "Fortunately it strikes every morning at nine o’clock sharp.""
~ Steven Pressfield

THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY: GOOFING AROUND WITH MY COMEDY COSTAR JIM BULLOCK 

GROWING UP GAY IN AMERICA… my deeply personal interview with my Too Close for Comfort costar Jim Bullock "Monroe" Jim J. Bullock joins @LydiaCornell on the @BeatnEats #Podcast Network! download our #FREEAPP:http://t.co/yuiSux1YqM http://t.co/hDD5ei7VYd



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TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT: Our Most Bizarre Episode that was BANNED:

I wasn't sure until I saw it on Youtube. But the actual episode has been banned.

#2. Too Close for Comfort: Monroe Gets Kidnapped and Sexually Tortured

Too Close for Comfort was a show about a cartoonist named Henry Rush and his wife, Muriel. They had two adult daughters who lived with them, along with a moronic tenant named Monroe. This setting, which would seem to encourage at least a small amount of sexual tension, instead insisted on concentrating on a bunch of wacky personalities just trying to get along.
But the dynamic takes a dark turn in the episode "For Every Man, There's Two Women." Monroe does not come home one night from his job as a mall security guard. He finally returns in the morning with his uniform partially torn off, looking shell-shocked.

"I've just come out of the writers' room."
While it takes him awhile to calm down and explain what happened, he reveals that he had been kidnapped from a parking lot and forced into a van by two women. He was then taken to an apartment and raped throughout the night. He tells it all to his quasi-family, clearly shaken by the experience, and the studio audience laughs along.


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19401_5-inexplicably-horrifying-episodes-classic-comedies_p2.html#ixzz31pVS5jxd